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The people camped behind us had some loud sex one afternoon. Not long after, I overheard this exchange.

Girl 1, speaking to boy: "Average."
Girl 2: "What?"
Girl 1: "Oh, he asked how he was, and I said he was average. I mean, what some people would call good sex, I just call average. I think I'm just used to good sex, you know? I mean, some guys are really bad at it. Sometimes, it's not even worth stopping them to tell them how to get better. You just want them to hurry up and finish so you can never fuck them again. But anyways, he wasn't bad, just average."

Date: 2011-09-06 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilmissnever.livejournal.com

Some years ago, I made a vow to never have bad sex again. I haven't always managed to keep that vow, but it's saved me from a lot of "just average" experiences.

Date: 2011-09-06 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ashliana.livejournal.com
Heh, that's pretty funny... largely because of how true it is. And her laissez-faire attitude, as well, of course.

Date: 2011-09-07 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neuroptik78.livejournal.com
Agreed, but it's not just guys...I've had bad and just average sex with women too.

Date: 2011-09-07 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onetarot.livejournal.com
I bet she didn't ask him how SHE was.

Date: 2011-09-07 08:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tyrsalvia.livejournal.com
Indeed, she did not. I'm not sure which of the girls next to us said it, but they were both super hot. They kind of looked like burner freak Bratz dolls. In my experience, hot girls generally assume that being hot is good enough.

Date: 2011-09-11 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] someblondeguy.livejournal.com
If it was 'just average' sex, was she being 'average loud', or just showing off?
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